CANT RISK IT
CANT RISK IT
Wario’s got ass for miles
Theyve done it
They have sexualized a meme
Everyone go home
when its quiet and something funny happens that makes you immediately bust out laughing
When you see it…
there’s a copy of the declaration of independence on the bulletin board in my western civ class
today while my teacher was out of the room i stole it and put this up in its place
my teacher laughed and asked who took it but nobody told on me so i got away with it
i did it i stole the declaration of independence
nic cage is proud
Best part of this movie, fuck.
I tried crack once now I’m a girl
i smoked a cigarette once. now im a boy.
i drank caffeinated energy drinks once now I’m a communist
my account got deleted once and now I’m a fuckboy
I went to church once, now I’m a racist homophobe with no motivation in life other than to tear people down to make my beliefs seem taller and more purposeful.
I mean, I wasn’t going to say anything but we’ve all been meaning to talk to you about that.
Do you notice how predictable those new Disney sitcoms have become?
It’s always the same type of characters in a different order
• Dumb Dad
• Hard Working Mom
• Over Educated Girl
• Dumb Guy
• Smelly Boy
• Annoying Kid
• Sassy Neighbor
• Older Person that always gets annoyed
• Rule Breaker
• Attention seeker
And the list goes on